HAHAHAHAHA!!! Guess who got in trouble this morning!! Yep! You guessed it! My Greedy Pussy did and I LOVVVVVVVE it! She woke me up at 5am this morning, wanting it not once but twice!! And I told Tony on her and he is MADDDDDD!

And decided he’s going to put his foot down with her AND with me.

Hi, my name is Amy and I’m an …….Enabler.

Well I’m sorry! Sometimes its just easier to give her what she wants rather than argue with her. I’m not much for arguing anyway. I’m a pleaser, I want everyone to like me, but my Greedy Pussy, she doesn’t care who likes her, especially if it’s me.

But it was my dumbass who told Tony to begin with this morning about how I was cheated out of an hours worth of very necessary sleep because of her selfishness and now I have to pay for it. So….here are the rules…..

I’m not allowed to have an orgasm for the next 3 days. I’m not allowed to discuss it with Tony, I’m not allowed to think about it, I’m not even allowed to say words that rhyme with the word “orgasm”!

I don’t’ honestly know how I’m going to pull this off seeing as how she’s soooooo greedy, but I’m gonna do my best to adhere to Tony’s rules  because he is one my favorite people and one of my best friends and at some point you gotta take accountability for your actions and I have been enabling.

I’m not gonna lie, it’s a little scary to think about when this Bitch has the power to keep me up later than I need to be, wake me up out of a dead sleep for satisfaction and give me one serious attitude if she wants. But I fully intend on powering-through. I mean its only 72 hours right? Who can’t go without just about anything for 72 hours? The only bad part is, this starts on the SAME day as I chose to quit smoking.

Tony, I really hope you’re gonna be nice to me, say sweet things to me and be very patient with me during this next couple days of no orgasms and no smoking, because I KNOW this Greedy Pussy isn’t…..

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